Failure. The only man who never makes a mistake, is the man who never does anything.

Failure

May 2, 2013

The only man who never makes a mistake, is the man who never does anything.

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Manliness meter

Manliness meter

May 1, 2013

Metering manliness has never been easier. Which group do you belong to?

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Deadly flu going around? Good, my immune system is getting rusty.

Deadly flu going around

May 1, 2013

Deadly flu? Some fear it, some see it as a good thing for their health.

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Frostbite? You mean ice tan

Frostbite, you mean ice tan?

April 30, 2013

Even a frostbite has a positive and manly meaning for an Overly manly Man.

I guess that we could now call Jack Nicholson “well tanned” in the end of The Shining?
Frozen Jack Nicholson

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Brakes? You mean the coward pedal.

Coward pedal

April 29, 2013

Do you use the coward pedal? I don’t. It’s for cowards.

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Titanic is heading for a berg? Good, my bourbon needs ice

Titanic is heading for a berg

April 29, 2013

Some people just know how to get something positive out of a very, very bad situation.

Titanic is heading for a berg? Good, my bourbon needs ice

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Birth control? You mean anal?

Manly birth control

April 28, 2013

Birth control doesn’t always have to be boring, let’s do it the fun way!

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Inhales helium. Voice gets deeper

Inhales helium

April 27, 2013

Some of us just get a bit manlier effect when inhaling helium. Just deal with it!

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Why do I need to know how to sew? My cuts don't stitch themselves

How to sew

April 26, 2013

Why do I need to know how to sew? My cuts don’t stitch themselves.

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Doesn't pay attention. Attention pays him

Pay attention

April 25, 2013
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