I would never go near Insanity Wolf but I see why it would be a perfect pet for a manly man like this.
Insanity Wolf, finally a decent pet
Overly Manly Man Meme
Overly Manly Man is an Internet meme that was first seen on Reddit in September, 2012. Since then it has grown to be one of the most popular memes related to men and manliness. The image macros related to this meme feature a late-1900s boxer, Mike Conley, who does and says all kinds of manly things. If you are not easily offended and enjoy a good joke every now and then, you're welcome to look around!
Salad? That's what my food eats!