This might not be the healthiest pre-workout advice ever, but for some it might work. Just make sure you’re an Overly Manly Man before trying this at home.
Pre Workout? You Mean Cigarettes
Overly Manly Man Meme
Overly Manly Man is an Internet meme that was first seen on Reddit in September, 2012. Since then it has grown to be one of the most popular memes related to men and manliness. The image macros related to this meme feature a late-1900s boxer, Mike Conley, who does and says all kinds of manly things. If you are not easily offended and enjoy a good joke every now and then, you're welcome to look around!
Salad? That's what my food eats!