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My favorite Christmas movie. Die Hard

My favorite Christmas movie

Here’s what is needed for a manly Christmas:

  • Can of beans
  • Steel toe boots
  • Socks
  • Blowjob
  • Texas Mickey
  • Toolbelt
  • Die Hard 2
  • Old oak chair
Here in England, Atheists say Merry Christmas and nobody gives a fuck

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all the fans, don’t try to pull that Happy Holidays crap on us. Merry Christmas it is and for us it has nothing to do with religion.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.