They say you’re what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend.
We’re close to 2015 and I would like to quote Abraham Lincoln, a great manly man from the past: “In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
It’s time to start a new book in our lives titled “2015″. Do something great, achieve something you never thought you could. And remember, your character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is merely the exclamation point.
Here’s what is needed for a manly Christmas:
- Can of beans
- Steel toe boots
- Texas Mickey
- Die Hard 2
- Old oak chair
This is my standard answer whenever someone decides to ask my blood type. Dos Equis all the way.
The cheapest way to travel and see the world, at least in terms of money. Mental health and health problems in overall may be the backsides of using this travel agent.
Overly Manly Man speaks Latin fluently, why don’t you just take his word for this and quit being a vegetarian (=bad hunter)?
My dinner is still in the woods
- Overly Manly Man
Sure it hurts and needs lots of medical treatment to fix, but Overly Manly Man can see the positive side of anything. However, after third degree burns you’ll most likely need some new nerves, flesh and other stuff including the new skin.
Apparently some guy asked his grandpa if he was a boy scout when he was younger. Well, he wasn’t.
Overly Manly Man makes serious coffee, so strong it wakes up the neighbors. How do you like your coffee?
There’s nothing wrong showing your friends and close ones what kind of entertainment you’re enjoying in your free time. Just hit the share button and see what happens!
CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve won an all expense paid trip to a tropical destination filled with luscious green forests, diverse wildlife and a native population that is just dying to meet you. You’ll go on long walks, explore subterranean caves and spend time ‘roughing it’ in native villages.