All posts tagged sfw

My favorite Christmas movie. Die Hard

My favorite Christmas movie

Here’s what is needed for a manly Christmas:

  • Can of beans
  • Steel toe boots
  • Socks
  • Blowjob
  • Texas Mickey
  • Toolbelt
  • Die Hard 2
  • Old oak chair
Blood type? Dos Equis

Blood type?

This is my standard answer whenever someone decides to ask my blood type. Dos Equis all the way.

Army recruiter? You mean travel agent

Army recruiter? You mean travel agent

The cheapest way to travel and see the world, at least in terms of money. Mental health and health problems in overall may be the backsides of using this travel agent.

Why would I want to eat a steak that another man grilled?

Ron Swanson doesn’t eat just any kind of steak

For some, steak isn’t just steak. If I eat steak, it has to be made by someone I truly trust… Myself.

Tabasco? You mean my eye drops

Tabasco?

Like Neil Gaiman says in The Graveyard Book:

Face your life, its pain, its pleasure, leave no path untaken.

Basically, don’t be afraid of trying out something new. Who knows, maybe you too would enjoy having Tabasco in your eyes?

Theodore Roosevelt defines patriotism

Theodore Roosevelt defines patriotism

Did you know that Theodore Roosevelt was an overly manly man? In October 1912, he was giving a campaign speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, as the presidential candidate for the Progressive Party. Before starting the speech Roosevelt was shot to chest by a man named John Schrank, but the .32-caliber bullet didn’t do enough damage to stop him. After the incident, Theodore spoke for a good hour to people attending and was rushed to the hospital after that.

Vegetarian? Latin word for bad hunter

Vegetarian?

Overly Manly Man speaks Latin fluently, why don’t you just take his word for this and quit being a vegetarian (=bad hunter)?

My dinner is still in the woods

- Overly Manly Man

Third degree burns? Good, I needed some new skin

Third degree burns

Sure it hurts and needs lots of medical treatment to fix, but Overly Manly Man can see the positive side of anything. However, after third degree burns you’ll most likely need some new nerves, flesh and other stuff including the new skin.

Was I a boy scout? No. When I was your age, we had the war

Was I a boy scout? No.

Apparently some guy asked his grandpa if he was a boy scout when he was younger. Well, he wasn’t.

There's no such thing as strong coffee. Just weak people.

There’s no such thing as strong coffee

Overly Manly Man makes serious coffee, so strong it wakes up the neighbors. How do you like your coffee?