Some people have nothing to do in their vacations but in the last century this one guy had a vacation full of action and excitement.
“You know what my great-great-grandfather’s vacation was?
Getting shot by a 14 year old crane operator while he was defending his country.”
“Sure, he had to fight bloodthirsty German soldiers.
But he didn’t have to bring the wife and kids on his vacation.
I consider it a draw.”